Goodbye Spider, Hello Brides Magazine…
…Modern Bride Magazine Not Only Inspires, It Kills Spiders TOO!
I need to vent. If there is one thing I can’t stand in this world, it’s spiders. Tonight, while trying to create some nice blog posts for you dear readers, a big scary spider just ran across my kitchen floor and majorly creeped me out! Rude spider. Rude!
We don’t often get too many “scaries”, as I call them, in our house. If we do, my cat normally stalks and kills them for me. Not this one. No, this “scary” was even too big for her!
Usually, my husband would come to my rescue, but he was sleeping and I really didn’t want to wake him. So, after screaming and freaking out and standing on top of my kitchen chair, Modern Bride came to my rescue instead. With it, I killed the sucker myself. Ew.
I know, how could I use such a valuable thing, right? I’m sorry, I had to grab what was closest to me to kill it and sadly but truly, it was my favorite bridal magazine. Now I’ll have to throw it away, as there are gross spider guts on the back. Ew, ew, ew.
However, there is good news! Since I was so brave and killed the spider myself, with the help of Modern Bride Magazine, I can now reward myself with the latest issue of Brides Magazine. That’s right, this time my guilty pleasure doesn’t have to come with guilt. Do not fear, a new bridal magazine issue is near!
Ladies, if you’re obsessed with bridal magazines like I am, here’s yet another reason to have them around the house. When your man tells you that you have too many, just smile and say, “yes dear, but they kill spiders for me so I don’t have to wake you up in the middle of the night”. He’ll never question you again.
If you haven’t yet received in the mail your latest issue of Modern Bride, Brides or Elegant Bride, check out the Wedded Bits Blog by Brides.com while you’re patiently waiting. Thanks for listening to me vent, and thanks to the peeps over at Modern Bride, without your magazine by my side, I could have been up on that chair all night, with the spider taking full control over my kitchen floor. Happy planning!