I can’t stop laughing! You’d be laughing too after reading what I just read, “Stop and poke yourself with the roses because you’re so bored with flower shopping” - The ReluctantGroomzilla
Here’s a few other quotes from THIS post I found from The ReluctantGroomzilla, that made me fall off my chair laughing:
“If it were up to Josh, he’d buy his wedding flowers from a sidewalk vendor and call it a day.”
“I thought we should have the guests bob for place cards, but for some reason this idea was shot down.”
Oh my goodness, I LOVE it! To read this post and more, go to The Reluctant Groomzilla now, written by the groom…get ready for some good laughs, and realize that it’s not just about the bride anymore!
If you haven’t checked out Chitown Bride’s blog, head over there now - her wedding pictures are beautiful! She made a gorgeous bride! Her hard work planning really paid off, as you can tell in the details.
One thing that grabbed my eye that I don’t believe she originally planned on having were the peacocks that attended her wedding…she writes about them HERE, it’s funny how she tells the story, check it out. Even if they did attend uninvited, she still got some great pictures with those lovely white birdies!
After seeing her wedding photos, the peacocks inspired me. They were SO beautiful! Maybe you don’t want actual live ones at your wedding, but you could probably find some fabulous pretend white peacocks to incorporate into your decor, along with whitefloral accents.
I’m loving this tablescape I found at www.housebeautiful.com! The peacock behind the table really makes it look so elegant, doesn’t it? Now don’t forget to check out the peacocks at Chitown Bride’s wedding! Congratulations Mrs. Peacock!
My mom laughs at me because she swears whenever she’s in our bathroom, there’s never toilet paper. She thinks we have issues with changing the roll. Ok fine, maybe sometimes we forget!
So, she decided to get creative, and taped this sign, with a dollar bill next to the toilet paper roll:
“WHOEVER CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WINS $1.00!”
Gotta love her!
Can you guess who won the dollar? SHE did! HA HA! Some things never fail.
Sugar Inc. Kicks Off The Wedding Season With IDoSugar!
I’m so thrilled to bring you this exciting news! If you haven’t visited any of the sites by Sugar Inc. yet, you’re missing out! But it gets better, because now they even have a site for all things wedding!
If you’re planning your wedding, make sure to check out the brand new “IDoSugar” which just launched this week to kick of the wedding season!
What are you waiting for? Go check it out now at www.idosugar.com!
You know this girl has her days where the inspiration just isn’t flowing (I think that means I need to step back and take a little break, and let life inspire me). So what’s a girl to do? LAUGH! Come on…you know you need a good laugh. Or at least a smile…so let’s smile and laugh together…
First, I bring you one of my favorite bands…”Last Fast Action“, from Chicago. Here, they teach you how to have pearly whites for your wedding day. But that’s not why I love them. I love them because they’re a great band. Wanna hear their music? Go HERE!
But first, watch this video they created…I wonder how long it took them to get it right?! lol It’s hilarious. Enjoy!
Next I provide you with these saucy little lizards from the SoBe “Life Water” commercial. Apparently I missed this during the Super Bowl this year. Oops. Learn more about this yummy thirstification (yes, that’s a word from the Jaime Dictionary) HERE.
Dinner in the sky? Yep, you heard me right! I don’t think it gets any stranger than this. I have to wonder…if you were to have your wedding reception in the sky, would anybody even be brave enough to attend?
All I gotta say is, if I’m walking around town and all of a sudden a big ol’ piece of wedding cakefalls on my head, it better be chocolate! lol
Ok, I get it. I started to understand that no matter how happy you are about your wedding day, fiance, or marriage, there will always be people who look at you like you’re nuts for even thinking about getting married.
Yes, I’m sure you’ve witnessed it too…people you run into at the gas station ask you, “Why on earth would you want to get married?!”, when you tell them you’re engaged. Fine…ha ha, funny funny…but after hearing so many bitter jokes, it starts to get old.
Sure, maybe their marriage didn’t work out. Guess what? That doesn’t mean yours won’t. I used to get upset when random people would joke about it…after hearing it so often. It was no longer a joke to me. So one time I finally said, “Ok, well fine, then. If you think having a wedding and getting married is such a horrible idea, then you don’t have to come to the wedding, ok?”. That shut them up real quickly. Although now I realize I might have just been a little emotional that day…ha ha. Whoopsie daisies! Hey, I’m only human!
I don’t know about you, but I only wanted people at our wedding who were supportive of our love. Don’t let anyone bring you down…but try to know the difference between wedding bashing and wedding jokes…it’s hard. Most people don’t mean any harm by their words…they just think they’re funny. But if they continue to knock your decision to marry, then feel free to throw something at them. HA!
(Planning can, at times, get stressful. Stress can sometimes make you become a tad emotional…so go home, relax, and take a bubble bath. Say it with me, “Calgon, take me away!”.)
Many brides have been dreaming of their wedding day since they were a little girl. I know I did! So when you get engaged, not only is it exciting because you’re marrying the man of your dreams, but now you also get to plan your wedding.
You find yourself spending endless hours looking at flowers, dresses, figuring out the best “D.I.Y” (Do It Yourself) projects, and browsing ideas to borrow to make your wedding as dreamy as you can possibley make it. You become so busy researching, calling, and setting up vendor appointments that it almost feels like you’ve taken up another full time job!
Wedding planning…for some brides it’s fun, for some it’s not. But for many, when the wedding is over, you find yourself trying to remember what you did before all the planning took over. Now that there’s nothing to plan, how do you fill the void? Scrapbooking???
The new movie, “27 Dresses” starring Katherine Heigl is officially out in theaters, so a group of friends decided to see the movie, wearing their old bridesmaids dresses, in honor of the hilarious quote from the movie, “You can shorten them and wear them again!”.
I love it. What a great idea! This is something fun we could all start doing…planning an annual event with friends to put to use our old bridesmaids dresses! Plus, it’s the perfect excuse to dress up. What fun!
Here are a couple of pictures of these fabulous ladies. To read the article about these crazy girls, and see more pictures, go to WGN News Bridesmaid Dress Story.
Cake Toppers. To have, or not to have? That is the question! With all that’s out there, it’s hard to decide!
No longer are the days of tradition mandatory when it comes to anything wedding…today’s brides do what they love, and they do it in style!
While some may choose flowers as their topper over the bride & groom figurines, there are also ones like this elegant cake topper, from www.myjeanm.com.
Cake topper or no cake topper, as long as there’s cake, I’m in!
Update: Just found this hilarious cake topper from new blogger, Chic and Sophisticated Bride, perfect for the couple that loves to fish!
Ha ha…they really do have some cute and creative ones out there, don’t they?
There are so many great things about the Christmas holiday season. It’s one of my favorite holidays, and while I did grow up with Christmas, another blogger did not.
Check out her perspective, her questions, and her hilarious points of view on her blog post called “I Don’t Get Christmas“, at her event planning blog: planningforever.com/blog, the girl cracks me up! Love it.
Thank you Saundra for sharing your questions of the season, and your reasons to love the season! It made me laugh, because some of it is just so true! Check it out, everyone!
Dogs. Some will say they’re the new “kids“, some will say they’re the new “hot accessories“. I still say they’re just little lovies, who sometimes smell.
Well, smell no more, little poochies! Eh-hem, Mable (a family dog who rarely smells lovely)! Now your dog can smell lovely just like you, with a whole line of beauty supplies just for dogs, by Juicy Couture! Don’t laugh, I’m serious. Enter, Juicy Crittoure!
This fabulous creation from Juicy Couture will leave your dog smelling and feeling like the royalty they are! Check out www.bloomingdales.com, for your dog’s stocking stuffers this year!
For only $20.00, you can get this Juicy Crittoure spray, and get rid of that awful smell your dog often flaunts.
“Juicy Crittoure Soft Spot”
“Because the Juicy Pooch wears her fur everyday, here’s a little spritz to make doggy ever so soft instantly. Introducing Juicy Crittoure, the first couture fragrance for dogs. This new wardrobe of couture canine fragrance and poochie personal care includes pawfum, shampooch, coif fur, soft spot, pawtection, pawlettes, polished paws, paw polish remover, and doggy house spray.” - www.bloomingdales.com
Headed out for a spa day? Why not treat your pup too? Along with the spray, have your dog’s groomer do their nails, too! Check it out!
“Juicy Crittoure Paw Polish Remover”
“A quick, gentle polish remover blended just for doggy’s tiny, tender nails. Introducing Juicy Crittoure, the first couture fragrance for dogs.” - www.bloomingdales.com
Beware…the other dogs might be jealous, causing a new leader to take on the pack! lol
Thinking about popping the big question? Before you come up with creative ways on how to do so, you might want to watch this video first so you don’t make the same mistakes. Notice mistakes was plural…lol. This video is hilarious, sad, happy, and adorable, all in one! Enjoy!
Check out these hilarious pillow cases perfect for the newlyweds! Gotta love a good laugh, and afterwards a good night’s sleep. Get yours at www.target.com, a set of 2 for only $27.99!
What’s up with this video? Did women really sit around all day worrying about how to make their husband a decent cup of coffee? Be for real. Check out this old coffee commercial.
This is a must have for me, because it’s ME! :) I officially must have this bag. For the girl who can do a lot, but for some reason cooking and cleaning doesn’t fall into her specialty category. Hey, this would even make a great wedding gift!
I’ve officially almost seen it all…lol. A beer mug flower arrangement. Hey, it’s all good!
I like to imagine how much guys would appreciate this floral arrangement if they were even half as wedding obsessed as some of us women are! I can just picture a groomsman saying, “Dude, I found this totally perfect flower arrangement for the bachelor party!”
Riiiiight….
Fear not, if your guy must have this, ha ha, he can get it at:
This blogger thought about providing interesting choices on her rsvp cards. While I will not name the blog since I’m trying to keep mine somewhat PG, it still deserves recognition…as it’s too funny! To see this blog, click Here.
The blogger was planning her wedding, and was finding it funny to predict guests’ feelings on declining or attending on the rsvp cards. Instead of writing, “Regretfully decline,” or “Happily Attend”, she thought why not make up a new card. Short and simple. Will Attend, or Will Not Attend.
The cards she sent out:
After she sent out the above cards, she started wondering if she should have made more choices available. The choices were hilarious!
Sometimes wedding planning can get stressful, worrying about the details of every little thing. What to write, what not to write……what to serve, what not to serve, etc. Which is why it’s always handy to have a wedding planner help you with these decisions. :) We’ll make it stress-free. Fun. Memorable. Yours.
She’s been your best friend forever. Has seen you through thick and thin. And now you want her to stand up in your wedding. How sweet.
So how do you ask her? With a sweet, kind and tear-jerking card, of course! And a GREAT laugh!!! Throw some fun into it, and check out cards for all occasions by www.naughtybettyinc.com! Warning, PG-13!
Inside: Be one of my best friends and walk down the aisle with me!
Sometimes, when I’m on the computer, searching for new unique event planning ideas, pictures, etc., I get a little post crazy. I just can’t help it, I become obsessed with all the pretty little things out there. I love it all, so I have to share!
Now, picture me. If you know me personally and you know me well, you will laugh at this. This is so me. I used to type in the living room while my husband was on the couch, and he’d be amazed at how fast I type. It’s true, I’m a very fast typist. He used to enjoy the sound of the clickety-clacking on the keyboard, which makes me laugh even more. Check this out…it’s just too perfect!
I have now officially “seen it all”…well, for today anyway.”Bling H2O- Limited Edition Paris Pink 750ml glass bottle of water, $30.00 each, or $360.00 for a case of 12! Get your bling in this limited edition Paris Pink or choose from different colors!
Bling H2O comes in Limited Edition, corked 750ml, frosted glass bottles, exquisitely handcrafted with Swarovski Crystals. For more information, go to www.blingh2o.com!
With all of our friends getting married and announcing new engagements this fall, I’ve decided to post this awesome video. I found it on another blog, www.blog.lifedesignevents.com/, but enjoyed it just as much I think as the original poster!
I’m a sucker for weddings, whether I know the couple or not, I love everything wedding! The most important thing about a wedding, in my opinion, is to have fun, and soak it up as much as you can because the day always flies by so quickly. Looks like this couple mastered the having fun part…check it out!
Most of you, I’m sure, have seen Miss South Carolina talking about maps…if not, watch this first video. Whatever you do, do not forget to watch the second video posted here…it’s hilarious. I’m so so sorry, I had to do it!!! I’m sure she’s a very sweet girl and God Bless her heart, but I’m just so impressed by her speech that I had to share! Enjoy! lol
Now for the SECOND video…a must see! Just click on the link below…this William Sledd guy really nailed it! Miss Teen USA Spoof by: William Sledd < Click here to view! Too funny!
A funny and fabulous wedding blog created by a truthful bride, who shares with us all the ups and downs of planning her wedding. She includes cartoons and videos to express her “bridezilla” feelings, and it’s simply hilarious! The even funnier thing is that I can actually relate to it. After my husband proposed, I became wedding obsessed.
Want to see me? Her reaction to the groom’s proposal WAS my reaction to my husband’s proposal. Which, if you knew me then, you’ll be on the floor laughing in no time! Enjoy!